“the same mediocre saccharine crap that passes for music today”

In other news, urban coyotes getting fatter and more well fed. Connection? Nah, correlation is not causation.

Yeah this guy survives off nothing but beer and its a harrowing tale of survival

Cage went on to say that in addition to mammals and reptiles, he’s happy to work with insects. But not the bees. NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAH!

When I asked my dad that question, he told me it’s because defense attorneys are sick perverts who get a thrill out of doing stuff they shouldn’t, like wiping their genitals on the flag. But then again my dad’s Dick Wolf.

“Cage also brings up his pet crow Huggin, who he talks with and has built a 16-foot geodesic dome for”- yep, everything checks out as expected here.

This is all another of Covid’s impacts. Before the lumber shortage, the producers would just throw away the possessed pieces, but now they’re too valuable for that. 

In fairness, these are at their core movies for kids, and if your protagonist is a doughy, 30-ish, superpower-less, public school educator, he’s probably going to have to spend some time as a cat if you’re going to keep those kids watching.

We don’t need no algorithm

A side note here: she probably DIDN’T kill her husband. Probably. The other theories are far more feasible.

MoviePass really did succeed at disrupting the MoviePass industry.

Can we please get the notification links fixed? Can we get our notification links to actually highlight the comment when we click on them, rather than just taking us to the whole comments?

I will die before I replace my Beethoven’s Fifth “Nobody’s home! Nobody’s hoooome!” tape on my answering machine. It’s been years since anyone has called the landline that I still have for that very purpose, but if they do, are they in for a hilarious treat.

On the other hand, will extremely droll puns from Punch magazine circa 1900 ever get old? 

Dammit Seth, that’s...an extremely reasonable take.

Has he considered the possibility that aliens were flying a craft deliberately disguised as a 737 so that people on the ground would film it poorly, claim it was a triangle-shaped alien craft, and then be debunked by YouTubers? Has he?

I tried to say “schmancel schmulture” out loud. I can’t figure out how.
I’m at work. People are looking.

I’m surprised at how much this piece seems to have bothered some folks. I get it: you love Buffy and/or Angel, but “Haha, a bureaucratic inconvenience is happening to a dude who reportedly sucks, and it’s all because he is dumb and uses an assumed name on important documents” is a take I can very much get on board…

This is a proper joke.  Well done indeed.