Spoiler: the monster is MAN!
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Thank you. I don’t know how you can write a post about a $10 banana without making this reference.
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If only the great Jessica Walter had lived to see this day:
Man says, “Doctor, I feel too coddled by this PC Culture. Nothing shocks me anymore.”
“Jack honey, come in here and help Mommy! We need a scale model of the moon!”
OF COURSE!
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Just watching Robert Stack in a trench coat walk out from behind a tree in the woods by a lake, talking about Ogopogo, is what Unsolved Mysteries was all about.
Um, let’s all wait until The Meg 2: More Meggier comes out before we make that call.
sticking Lovecraft’s name in your credits generally implies there’s going to be some cosmic or beastly payoff
*pours one out*
“From TV GUIDE, January 1999: ‘All in all, I found “The Sopranos” to be a smart, thrilling, and thought-provoking new drama. The only questionable element is the off-putting and truly inexplicable inclusion of pop sensation MEATLOAF as a “Crypt Keeper”-esque master-of-ceremonies leading in and out of every episode…
Wednesday: I don’t want to be in the pageant.
“My name is Gomez Addams! And I have seen EVIL!”
*Grandma raises the baby.*
“I have seen HORROR!”
*Lurch raises his hand.*
“I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in dark rrrecesses of the HUMAN SOUL!”
Morticia: “They’re at camp.”
Everyone seems to have forgotten that Homer owns the Denver Broncos.
I always thought it was odd he lived in that dream house, with a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory and lobster for dinner.. Meanwhile I live in a single room over a bowling alley and under another bowling alley.
“I’m not perky.”
On the commissioner of the NFL, who was also somehow involved in the alleged plot against Schnatter: “Roger Goodell was angry at me because I was hammering to fix this thing with the kneeling and the players to their satisfaction.”
Oh yeah? Well, my wardrobe leads to the magical world of wonder and whimsy called...