the obvious final girl whose indecision is conveyed by an offhand comment about two masters’ degrees, one in dance and the other in art history

When I was REAL young my parents and I lived in an old hunting cabin on a farm in a valley over a mile from any paved roads in central PA. A very large black snake lived in our walls, which we didn’t mind because it ate the mice and other varments. Well, the oil burner service guy minded when he was in the basement…

- Looks like there was one disclaimer they forgot.

Let’s see what’s on AV Club today

[Holt voice] We’re expected to believe that the entire unit would be transferred to the 69th precinct? I refuse to countenance such a preposterous contrivance.

Studies like this are ultimately fruitless because they aren’t looking at root causes, so they’re only taking raw data, or worse, cherry-picked

“G’day! I’m sorry to say, but you moit wanna bail on plans for next Chrissie. I took a look at your medic’l chaht, and it’s defo cansah, mate.” ~ Dr Australian

I think it’s too bad the Starcrash MST3K episode was released just before the Kevin Spacey scandal gave them an opportunity to make a joke about it.

He was also the villain in the Don Bluth movie Rock-A-Doodle. (And speeking of MST3K, Eddie Deezen also starred in that same movie.)

His actual quote about it was “I’d do porn if it meant a trip to Rome.”

Came here for mention of Starcrash, didn’t think I was going to have to be the one to mention it. R.I.P., Emperor of the Universe!

Turns out he is gonna play Jesus in some reboots of something called “The Bible”. Apparently the original guy had some skeletons in his closet

That’s your answer to everything!

Whenever Cyborg’s not on screen, the other characters ask “where the fuck is Cyborg?”

Even one would be too many.

You would think that our society would have progressed past this nonsense, and instead be holding Jell-O dodgeball events by now. Sad!

As I apparently don’t watch enough Fox News, I first heard about MyPillow through an obscure print newspaper comic featured on the Comics Curmudgeon two and a half years ago:

Saying “people” or “everybody” instead of “one person” is a widespread practice amongst me.

In less than two decades, scientists predict that all things will be Muppets!

It’s not quite a mop and it’s not quite a puppet...but man!