They’re the original Odd Couple!

12 Monkeys taught him nothing!

“their best scientists”

I think transparency in a market is important to know who you’re actually patronizing, but beyond that, it’s pretty funny that the names “It’s Just ..” is the exact opposite. Its literally factual name should be “One of The Many Things We Make Is .. “

Dear Penthouse Forum;

First they came for the violent agitators but I said nothing because I was not a violent agitator.

The smartest people use the comment section of the Daily Mail as a Twitter substitute. Wait... – Unpossible, Deep State, United States, 2017

To our knowledge, no one in Dirty Dancing has the name “Baby” printed on a birth certificate.

“How dare Oog retcon drawing with fire?”

Original version of “Grugg Kills Mammoth” much better. Me hate special edition where Mammoth attack first.

Portal 2's J.K. Simmons. Cave Johnson is the best.

Correction: The author of the Harry Potter series is not J.K. Rowling, it’s J.K. Simmons.

Here she is, in full make-up and heels, with one of the greatest stand-up bits ever:

Well do you have flag?

*2020: In the desert of Fuckheadistan*

His family’s not on the “to survive” list because the 7 year old son has diabetes? Well, that’s just mean! What kind of post-apocalyptic world are you people running here?

Just watch. This is going to become the new “he was dead the whole time”.

It’s almost like our tastes have changed during the past decade.

Well, I’m off to listen some Motley Crue and chug down a sixer of Zima. See ya’ on the flip side! 

There was a specific challenge a couple of years ago where they were tasked with making “American” pie.