magnificentoctopus
Magnificent Octopus
magnificentoctopus

You should watch Extra Slice. There’s a recurring bit where they just play the edited out clips from his talking heads. This week he regaled the camera with a story about the time he and his wife went to Paris on Valentines Day. He said it was the least romantic city they’ve ever been too and that they got food

Noel is the best thing about this show, and he keeps getting progressively better every week.

Actually, it is odd, because in all the behind the scenes stuff he is actually funny and outgoing, and then in the tent he just gets quiet.

My favorite moment was when she addressed the fact that British people pronounce genoise as “gen-oh-wheeze.” ““Well, if you’re gonna speak a language, you’ve got to make the effort.” KWEEN.

i honestly cackled at that. her deadass Office-like stare into the camera was hilarious.

Agree 1000%. “Oh, this jelly cake business is some white people shit.” It could be a Root post all on its own. 

Sounds like it might be a case of the old adage:

customers stuck in the store because they didn’t want to be seen leaving Fantasy Island,

Well, it’s not like you need an extra fork to eat steamed hams.

It’s a fairly common event for projects that don’t come together, or come together in a different way. 

When Werner Herzog takes off the headphones and tells you “You should never listen to this tape, and you should destroy it so you’re never tempted to”, you should destroy it.

How dare you steal his 70s hair!

It’sh only natural that Sean Connery would drag his archnemesis to the afterlife.

I got a Wireless Access Protocol notification for this?

Look, it’s a well-known fact that American kids don’t respond to stories about British kids. ESPECIALLY ones involving fantastic situations. Box office poison.

Counterpoint: Trump voters don’t deserve love, and that’s true for every last one of them.

Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

I’m just surprised he’s getting taken down for the animals and not for the sex cult.

By the way, the dude who made the show runs a charity called Turtle Conservatory which, per their website, is also reliant on donations, volunteers, and unpaid internships - his interns get worse benefits, even, ‘cause at least the ones at Big Cat Rescue are all fed and housed while they’re there.

Not to mention for-profit websites (like Trip Advisor) that have normalized people creating their content for free, professions that weed out the poors by offering unpaid internships as the only real foot in the door and any enterprise that offers artists “exposure” in exchange for their labor. At least volunteers at