... and the guy who inspired Scarface barely registers.

1) Most charities offer volunteer opportunities. She gets a lot of volunteers, and they get t-shirts. Should some of them be paid? Possibly, but that’s on every charity and every business in this country that depends on volunteer labor and there’s a ton of those.

Vimes is just not punk rock. Vimes is actually a staunchly lower class, conservative, unsophisticated man who, over the course of the series and mostly against his will, becomes rich, grudgingly progressive and politically astute, while still holding onto his everyman roots through sheer bloody-mindedness. If he heard…

Agreed about the Patrician, seems like it could work. Though nothing else does. 

Clowjob?

“Wow you are the only one here that didn’t have to buy their tactical vest from the Big and Tall store.  Wanna get a drink?”

Now we have to go shopping carrying around a whole severed hand and not just a thumb?

Don’t you have better things to do, Vice President Pence?

“Hang in there, buddy!”

The only smart appliance we have is a Nest thermostat. We were out of town - little over an hour away - recently when a hurricane hit and we were able to check with the Nest app to see if the power was back on back home. Nope! So we stayed where we were. We didn’t have power there either but at least we weren’t…

I don’t recognise the third guy, but “When in doubt, punch the moustache” is a solid rule to live by.

/read as his whisper-YELL, whisper-whisper-YELL Jupiter Rising character...

I especially love it when they buy something specifically for purpose of burning it.

Danish comedies are weird.

We get it... you own a dishwasher.

Become a Scooby-Doo villain, of course! If you want to stay in love you’ve got to keep those places abandoned, which means dressing up as an octopus-clown or something and spend all day frightening meddling kids away! Now, you will certainly need funds in order to pull this off, so I recommend that in addition to…

I really appreciate the mental image you produced, in which a man has a cork board full of Paul Rudd pictures and DVD cases, red string abound, trying to figure out the joke.

Defector?

Daily reminder she didn't kill her husband.  He either crashed or was murdered for making deals with questionable people.  Also this is a dick move by the family because its quite clear they are implying she murdered him.  Also stop sending her death threats.  She's just an eccentric PITA lady who likes big cats.  She…