he seen “Junior” way too many times.

Years ago a co-worker was mowing his yard on a riding mower and managed to turn one of his feet into steak tartare.

I blame Stephen King.

As DrDonna said, it’s a need to re-assert their hyper-masculinity.

That’s about it for me today.

I actually did threaten to sue my dad for continued child support when I went to college. Only because he was a semi absent father who was suppose to establish college savings for my brother and I and he never did it even though he could have afforded to. 10 years on into adulthood and I have no regrets.

That's pretty flawed reasoning.

What? This is outrageous. I’m white. I’m a millennial. My parents owe me thousands!

I bought a 50 pack of chip clips for a couple bucks, they’re called clothespins.

Oh I know they are. Both regular push lawn mowers and ride on lawn mowers scare the shit out of me. My cousin had an accident with his ride-on while using it on an incline on his property; it flipped over on him and mangled him. But my parents told me about toes and fingers chopped off by regular lawn mowers. If…

Of course she’s gotten butt injections, just not as many as her sister.

That’s just because Kylie hasn’t gotten the butt injections yet. Once she gets those, her transformation into Kim will be complete.

You shouldn’t go on trampolines anyway, Kate Winslet! Those things are death traps!

Why do the “good cops” show such unwavering support for the murderous ones? I don’t see the culture changing without that paradigm shift occurring: they have to be held accountable by their own.

I was reading the comments over on Gawker Prime (my pet name for the main Gawker blog) and I saw some people speculating that the prosecutor charged Van Dyke with first degree murder because he knew it would never stick and he could get off. I want to belive such a thing wouldn’t be possible but in the 2015 American…

‘Ah, ha! Condom police. I’m gonna make up a completely made up threat and try to scare a bunch of folks into thinking someone’s going to steal their birth control,’

The whole point of the app is so people ARE accountable for the food they eat and can keep track of it. It’s an important tool that members pay a lot for. There’s no reason for you to be ugly about it. People trying to lose weight are damned if they do and damned if they don’t.

“... since I haven’t shaved in five days and my hair is a mess. I’ve been on a beach for five days.”

As you said, god forbid in New York someone cuts you off while walking. That sort of thing just doesn’t fly here. Why, just yesterday, I was walking on the sidewalk and passed someone who was walking too slow, and they stabbed me five times in the chest. It’s a miracle I’m still alive, especially as it was the third…