Yay for Sam Wang! He actually has a job besides polling so he doesn’t have to tweet incessantly and gin up yo-yoing polls to keep eyeballs on his site.

Check out this site (more accurate than Nate Silver but less flashy) to retain your sanity: http://election.princeton.edu

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

You know who isn’t happy with 24/7 pizza? Hitler.

I’m going to hope for the TWIST! as well because I started to cry at my desk reading this story. I fucking hate people.

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

One of the worst things about this election is learning exactly what percentage of Americans are total monsters.

Dear men:

Sorry, I’m a Misty supporter.

This is gross. Oh, you feel enough despair to want to take your own life? We will deprive you of human contact for a fortnight, that ought to fix it.