Why don't you answer the question... how much do YOU make?

Not advisable for earthquake-prone areas.

Go away, silly troll.

I don't need to explain or justify what I'm saying.

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Yes, businesses will do businessy things.

Hayley Tsukayama, your new iPhone 6 is in the mail on its way to you!

Yes, because we would never expect a handheld device to have to withstand force in daily use, now would we?

And that's the problem...

It's a feature, not a bug!

I love how upset you are getting. How many replies have you sent out in the last 15 mins?

Sorry, all I heard was "inferior potassium".

Seems to me, if they had not removed the section of aluminium casing (highlighted in blue) they wouldn't have had this problem.

Someone needs to attach his corpse to a generator... free carbon-neutral energy!

iphone design team is definitely having a difficult moment.

We're not complaining. We're laughing.

Go away Uncle Knobby!

Your sarcasm detector is completely broken though.

Ah, another winner x3 :)

Oh, the fictional cop you made up in you deluded head?