I suspect that whatever you were on that night must have been stronger than a martini.

Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc.

But I bet their mothers thought the same thing. And look I don’t know you or your kids, but I bet there are plenty of people who feel the way you do who would be horrified if they actually found out how their sons treated some of the women they have slept with. We like to think we have control over this stuff, but as…

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

For those people who don’t have an encyclopedic memory of BCO stories, here’s Dustin Hucks’ breadstick story.

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Maybe it’s because I am 5’0” 195lbs... but I have been 5’0” and 135lbs (Not to mention DD boobs) and in no way can I possibly consider that anywhere in the realm of “fat.” To me that is super in shape. I don’t have a problem with fat, but I just don’t think any reasonable person would consider a 5’1” 135lb woman or a…

Having caught the latest episode of “I am Cait” it was made pretty clear that Kris is having a hard time with all of this. And I don’t think anyone can fault her for that. It’s great Caitlyn Jenner is out and doing her thing and living her life but that transition impacts more than her. It impacts her whole family.

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

I used to show horses and often brought my corgi dog to the show grounds. Usually he was in stall with a bunch of the other barn dogs. But one time I was there to spectate/cheer on a barn mate so I brought him ringside. This woman was a new rider and very timid, so our trainer wanted us to show support,…

Don’t make fun of the guy who dresses my mom.

Realistically anyone who cares enough about the Bachelorette to attend a taping of this would already know about the tweets.

i’m mostly confused as to why people in the audience are so shocked about this

This comment was like staring into a mirror.

You know what’s more terrible than the police not taking this case seriously?

“fuck those average size people, what about the skinny people like me? it’s so hard to conform to the beauty standard and have people talk about something other than our needs!”

Agreed. I hope they find out a gay man (me) is admiring them.

Divorce lawyer here. After 10 years, you’re eligible to receive your spouse’s Social Security benefits, though I doubt they really care about that. There may also be a clause in their pre-nup that gives one of them more of something after the 10-year mark.