lolololol this is a joke, right

What?? No, it is way harder to be ghosted than to do the ghosting. The ghoster is in control of the scenario; the ghostee is in the ghoster’s (metaphoric) hands, running around wondering what the hell they did wrong when really the fault is that the ghoster does not know how to communicate clearly with someone or take…

“Her smile says she concedes the point”?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!

WOW SHUT DOWN HARD BY THE DEFENDER OF PUBLIC MASTURBATORS DAMN

There is, but those are wigs. Her wig game is strong. I could name all of them. Did reviews on a couple on Youtube.

Yeah, let’s make the poor take IQ tests before administering forced steriliza—heeeey, wait a minute...

*pulls off their masks, revealing eugenicists Francis Dalton and Karl Pearson, who shrug innocently at the camera*

Nick Offerman is my spirit animal.

Cillian Murphy! Ohhhh, Cillian Murphy. You broke my heart.

The one comment that asked if she was AWARE of the negative side effects of being obese absolutely kills me. Like there is ANY way you can get through a fucking DAY without being told how “unhealthy” it is to be big. Yeah, assholes, we’re aware.

I agree with you, but I have to say, it’s easier said than done to truly believe that those comments are their problems and not yours. Because they actually do become your problem, in that you have to see, hear, read that shit, decide to ignore it, delete, etc. It takes a conscious effort to block that noise out.

So I lost 80lbs, from 200lbs to 120, then regained some to settle at a body building comfort zone of 138.

I’ll speak for the rest of the United States here: “Fuck off Brooklyn, you’re not wanted here.”

#notallprettygirls

Yes. It is okay to mourn that single version of yourself you left behind! It actually helps me remember that I’m with this person because I made a choice, and I get to keep making that choice every day. I also think staying in touch with that single version of yourself keeps you honest. I don’t lie to myself or my…

This was me! By the time I got around to the wedding day, I had worked through it (I wound up engaged for a long time due to money issues), but when I first started discussing marriage with my husband, all I could think was, “If I get married, this is who I want to marry. But should I be married?!” I think being…

Why do people who don’t have allergies/dietary restrictions feel the need to play the “what would happen if you ate this” game? i have had two colon resection and there’s a bunch of shit I’m not supposed to eat. I probably won’t die if someone slips a little flour or dairy in my food but too much can be very painful…

When my mom died, I got the dubious pleasure of cleaning out her deep freeze and yeah, it had packages in the bottom of it that were at least that old. But she was in no danger of eating it. She’d carried that frozen food through several moves by that time and then carefully put it all back in the deep freeze. She was…

John Corbett has an excellent wig game. And, yes, have seen Corbett without it. Total chrome dome.

and even urinate when humans allow them to.