this really SHOULD involve a bear attack, though.

hah! muh bad. reading comprehension today is at about 13%

now if there were only a way to let JK Rowling know that you know her universe better than she does

regarding Rose McGowan’s age: I’ve always wondered why articles about people list their age. Why is that a given? I mean I guess you could list all their stats. Height, weight, eye color. It bugs me that celebrities have to say how old they are.

also WHY CAN I NEVER GET OUT OF THE GREYS.

Does VF have any writers left who know how to write about a subject without injecting themselves totally? Because this article is about her.

y’all have read the Inkboy saga about him on Twitter, right? apparently a couple years ago this guy in the Hamptons hired him to do some odd jobs & had a bunch of hilarious stories about him, how clueless and coddles he was. Tweeted about him as “inkboy.” Some gems in there. Too bad he turned out to be, well, you…

Ok. Sure, this is probably terrible. But when I got to that still of Angelina in those giant glasses, I thought, I’ll probably see this.

that’s exactly what I thought, too... saying “he’s the kind of guy who would hire an immigrant to clean his house and then say all immigrants should GTFO.” what am i missing?

Sexual agency! So scary!

I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF THE HORSES WERE ON FIRE

seriously could these two rich young bored assholes look ANY more rich, young, bored, and assholey?

It’s not an ad. It’s the news video from CBS that’s at the bottom of this article.

The problem is that “the people like Kim” are often in positions of power.

Except for that last blurb, though, I think Michael Douglas is kinda spot-on.

I have a mental block against finding Drake hot. Maybe it’s Degrassi. Maybe it’s the sad-dog eyes. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Cute butt.

I’m actually familiar with most of those. A lot of the ones that aren’t defunct are resellers. :(

no, but didn’t he say that the next time he made love he wanted it to be with his wife?

No, I was saying it was fucked up that Bravo would cut to Whitestrips right after she found out her mother died.