did this happen to anyone else with this video? she collapses to the floor and screams NOOO and then suddenly it BURSTS to a short commercial for Whitestrips. What the actual FUCK.

guaranteed the virginal Ben H - “faith,” “saving myself for marriage” is the next Bachelor.

right but like i said WHERE IS THAT FAT DESIGNER.

See, though, I think that’s what a lot of people think about plus-sized fashion and it’s a shame. That it should be relegated to places like F21 and Target. And that if you see a plus sized woman, that’s probably where she shops. Because she has to. Even if you have a little bit of scratch to throw at a nice piece,…

“nothing worse than having to buy XS clothes online”

She needs giant sunglasses too. To camouflage those shifty looks around the room.

Quite familiar with winter. I have experienced it myself. But never in a turtleneck so voluminous

you can hide a lot of lies in a GIANT TURTLENECK

... what is the accent that Anna Chlumsky is trying to do here?

This guy apparently can’t look ANYONE in the eye. What a great quality in a man-on-the-street reporter!

Uh... yeah. Ghosting is simple. And cruel. You don’t have to talk about your feelings. You don’t have to let the person “down easy.” Or hard. You don’t have to work through problems or listen to how the other person feels. You actually don’t have to do jack shit. And not doing jack shit is way easier than doing jack…

I mean... putting myself in her position, with a smorgasbord of dudes who can’t wait to be around her. HOW COME NO BACHELORETTE HAS JUST BANGED A BUNCH OF THEM. Wait, I know the answer to that. They usually cast virginal types who say the word “faith” a lot. I’d like to think for me it wouldn’t be Nick V (Ben Z all…

This lady KNOWS. You can tell.

You’d be amazed. It’s not shocking though, for a production of this scale they’re not running any risk of letting their very expensive leads get hurt. It’s not even so much about safety as it is timing and choreography. It’s a very skillful thing, to make a fake fight look real.

I like it. It’s charming and Lily Tomlin is so awesome. It’s not mind-blowing, but it’s fun TV.

“i’m barely dealing with this”

I had to mention him because he’s becoming a series regular!

spoiler alert: “dorothy wang” is a shared dildo

it was insane! it’s very me. I AM INSANE

translation: 1. i don’t know very many words, and 2. i am the most boring person on earth