i have this same chin. i’ll rest easy, assured of my own gorgeousness

what is this, though?

Someone take me out back and shoot me, because I watched the Grandfathered trailer and thought it looked cute. Barring the fact that there’s no way that actress playing his old fling is old enough to be the mother of the actor playing the son, because: Hollywood.

This happens more often than anyone would care to admit. I have a friend who went to college with Laverne Cox... and Miss Laverne has also shaved QUITE a few years off her age (she’s around 40).

Back when I was a waitress, I worked with some people who did this (and got caught, and got fired). When a person would leave both credit card slips (both their copy & the restaurant’s), they called them “lottery tickets.” I guess because the customer couldn’t prove they didn’t leave that tip if they didn’t have their…

to be fair, she’s probably pretty fucking sick of talking about it by now.

Ellie Kemper and Amy Poehler are both wonderful in person. Totally charming and not at all “above it” or “over it.” John Waters is curt but pleasant.

While I get this, it’s also disturbing to me that successful women have to be victims before we can like and/or identify with them. Wonder what would happen if Gwyneth Paltrow suddenly fessed up to an eating disorder or a rape, would that get everyone on her side?

I work in the entertainment industry and this mom sounds refreshingly sane compared to most of the moms I see bringing their kids in for auditions.

so, to sum up

humblebrag.

This is... an unfortunate cropping of this headline.

Dudes are so emotional. They shouldn’t be allowed in combat.

Immediately went to Can I Stream It to find out about that Japanese puppy movie.

god, he’s the best.

Kris Jenner is my favorite Kardashian. I kind of want her to pull her puppetmaster strings on MY life.

He just seems like he has the greasiest penis.

I like this: “and Instagram meant “immediately, a graham cracker.”

These people all already have big pouty lips, though. I’d love to see one of these with skimpy lil’ lips to see if there’s a difference. Like that last one, i’m pretty sure she could have just lined & filled in & gotten the same effect. Hmm.

Yes, this is exactly me, too! And even though, like I said, I’m happily married (my husband is the BEST guy) I still drift into fantasies of what my life would be like if I were single - what would I be doing? Traveling more? Living in a different city? And that’s okay too. It’s not the path I chose, but it’s fun to…