I don’t really know if it’s racist.

“...but there is a vexing, alienating thesis to this, which is that beautiful girls can “jump the line to the front” and score perks off their beauty because they’re “just so pretty.””

If you wait till you have zero doubts, you might wait forever. Just putting that out there. I’m happily married but I had doubts on my wedding day. Not about the guy, but because I always thought I never wanted to get married, that i was “supposed” to be single. Doubts are natural, and they’re not always justified.

i can’t be the only kid who grew up with parents who had a chest freezer & RARELY cleaned it out... when they did some reshuffling I guarantee I ate meat at least this old. AND I AM STRONG LIKE OX.

sorry, what?! it’s the rental company’s fault? um, ok.

I’m not attacking you. Just didn’t know if you were serious. I can see now that you were.

dunno if you’re serious, but that acronym has been around since well before the internet. Elvis & Aretha both used it.

oh definitely. i can totally imagine him just poking her taint over and over while panting and being like, “you like that... don’t you... you LOVE IT’ and she’s like, waiting for it to be over

The face I made when I read that kevin smith tweet. I mean... good for him but the combo of “clit/brown/taint” and “p0wns” just UGH.

now THIS is the kind of hot goss I like.

guess what: you CAN. Literally no one is stopping you.

“Are you saying it just never does and the fact that it might should be ignored?”

...what’s in the napkin? i was watching the video on my phone and at first thought it was a breakfast pastry with jelly.

thank you for your sane and thoughtful responses on this topic. really, thank you!

So you’re saying that if your spouse has dementia, you should just never initiate sex with them - or allow them to initiate sex with you - because they might change their mind midstream? Couldn’t you go ahead, and then stop if they change their mind? This “people with Alzheimer’s can never consent” thing adds a new…

I was twelve. Had developed early & was also pretty chunky, so - boobs. I was at a local fair in my small Midwestern town with my family & wanted to go on the Scrambler. I was the only one of us who really liked rides, so I had to go on by myself. The traveling fair workers (okay, carnies) would spin people in the…

“It would be a lot funnier if she was attractive, I don’t like looking at ugly women. What’s wrong with me not wanting to look at ugly things?”

So wait, which is it? This is an homage because you love her? Or this is mean, but you don’t feel sorry for her, because she’s rich?

Is this how you’d want to be worshiped?

Well, this is a fucking awful article. Reminds me of the bitches at the grocery store who check out my cart while standing in line. Pay attention to your own shit.