Funny story, on Tuesday my sister and I were talking about how much we wanted to go see the Minion movie and imitating the way they talk, mainly the banana thing, but another word they say very clearly in the trailers is papaya. Now, keep in mind that in several Latin American countries (I live in Costa Rica) the word…

It’s called soya in Spanish, so maybe that has something to do with it.

I’m pretty sure this sort of belief is not limited to Eastern Orthodoxy, my mother is Evangelical/Methodist and has the same ideas. Yoga, Meditation, all Eastern beliefs and practices are basically opening the door to devil worship and demon possesion.

Pretty sure it’s July 15th, most Latin American countries put the day first and the month second, so I think that’s probably what’s going on in France as well.

I’m sorry, I just can’t take this seriously...at least not when Will Ferrel is making that sad serious face and all it does is make me want to laugh.

That sounds strangely like strong-arm mafia tactics to get free food.

I know a couple who are named Vinicio and Vinicia.

You should have just asked them if life provided a valid photo ID so you could apply the discount.

What I don’t understand is why the hell they were giving him free food to begin with?

charges of public swearing

How do you explain something like this then:

Is your kitty auditioning to be the next Puma symbol?

For some reason this “catch a dick” line made me think of Pokemon and having to catch them all.

I can only imagine the humongous smile on the face of John Oliver at this moment...Oh, what a day... what a lovely day it must be for him!

To this day the only SK book that I was unable to finish, and I don’t even have children. :(

Is that you Hannibal?

I can tell you from personal experience that it was like riding a roller coaster for 2 hours. Whether that is a good thing or not depends on how much you like roller coasters I suppose.

My absolute favorite scene in that movie and the moment that I fell in love with the Beast is when he presents her with that immense library. I’m pretty sure that is also the moment when Belle herself started to fall in love with him too.

I....what....I....what? I have no way to really process the insanity of those texts, I laughed, I cried, I stared agape at the screen. I feel terrible that you had to be subjected to these, but I thank you from the bottom of my heart for preserving them for posterity.

Found him!!! I get a lot of free e-book romance novels on Amazon and I swear to god this guy is on the cover of at least half of them or more, and those are just the ones where you can actually see his face: