There are not enough stars in the universe to give you for this fic rec. I just finished reading this (started on Thursday after seeing this post) and am still a bit shell shocked by how amazing it was. There was a time many a year ago when I literally lived and breathed for Spuffy fic, but I am pretty sure I never…

This was literally the first thing that came to mind when I saw that gif....jajajaja!

I’m sorry, I just can’t take this seriously...at least not when Will Ferrel is making that sad serious face and all it does is make me want to laugh.

That sounds strangely like strong-arm mafia tactics to get free food.

I know a couple who are named Vinicio and Vinicia.

You should have just asked them if life provided a valid photo ID so you could apply the discount.

What I don’t understand is why the hell they were giving him free food to begin with?

Why is this robot called The Whore (which is what Laputa means in Spanish)? What exactly is this robot programmed to do?

charges of public swearing

How do you explain something like this then:

That was my first thought after reading that too. I can’t imagine that poor girl growing up knowing who her father was and what he had done.

Is your kitty auditioning to be the next Puma symbol?

For some reason this “catch a dick” line made me think of Pokemon and having to catch them all.

I can only imagine the humongous smile on the face of John Oliver at this moment...Oh, what a day... what a lovely day it must be for him!

I was going to mention that also, all of the Law & Order series are connected with several other shows, such as Homicide, Chicago Fire, Chicago PD and I don’t even know how many more.

I don’t think Donnie bought the car outright with cash, he says he put 10K down in cash so if that is a new car it probably cost a bit more than that.

To this day the only SK book that I was unable to finish, and I don’t even have children. :(

Is that you Hannibal?

I can tell you from personal experience that it was like riding a roller coaster for 2 hours. Whether that is a good thing or not depends on how much you like roller coasters I suppose.

It’s similar, they are basically theater seats that are attached to hydraulics so they shake and bounce and vibrate during the movie, depending of course on what is happening in the scene. You can imagine that watching Mad Max like that was basically like sitting on a roller coaster simulator for 2 hours, insane. I…