@triplecheeseburger: Death by Excel spreadsheet. It's a noble way to go.

@petarro: I think the idea of getting such pictures in the first place makes him a perv.

They can't be serious...

My birthday is coming up... perhaps I can justify spending the $0.99.

When rebooting doesn't work, sometimes hitting it really hard does the trick.

@Tzalaf: Densities must vary upon each colour drink.

@tomsau: Debatable.

@blyan-reloaded: Or Lindsay Lohan?

@Ding-Dang: Awesome show. Not to wander off topic, but did you see last nights episode?

Everything is better in space... except of course... bungee jumping?

@FriarNurgle: I guess you could say I'm an expert in this category.

@EnglandRob: I ate a lego piece once.

@monkunashi: Apparently some high level eggecutive lawyers.

@#16 for the win: I'm sure if this ever goes to court, the evidence will simply be to scrambled to warrant any consequences.

@Dexomega: No, I was all cooped up at work, didn't have the time.

@ReD-BaRoN: Eggaxctly what I was thinking.

@pirrowed: Nah, its okay. He's only eggsaggerating.

@Nitemancometh:

@kaffeen: "...is to hit him where it hurts - his wallet."

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: I think it's like a dinosaur? But with a beak like a duck?