I thought I tasted some rat feces in my omelette the other day.

@McMike: that pic made me laugh and pee/poo my pants in fear at the same time

@ThePr1nce: Ah, nevermind. I was making a pun on his pun. That just sounds dirty, and this isn't getting anywhere.

@MarcusMaximus: My mind is 'spinning' but I just can't think of anything...

@xaronax: You saw it?

@T-Zero: poopooologists.

@Elliott Cantler: Same here. Been sporting it for the past 6 years or so.

They have to sift out their beard hair.

Uh oh... clash of the CEO's. Jobs is going to use his liquid metal ninja stars on his ass!

The best part is when his cat walks by in the video.

@Dan Del Rio: One picture:

@alfredoarriaga: Chuck Norris doesn't need a boat. He can walk on water.

@Zfire: I don't know whether to laugh, stare wide eyed at the screen or cry like a school girl?

I skimmed through and only read two things.

@speednuts:

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: I can see it now. 55 stories up, guy in his office says, I wonder what happens if I pluck this bad boy off - other end plummets to certain death.

Oh snap. I can just imagine the Apple HQ's!

Do I smell... *sniff, sniff*... WOOOOOOOOOOD!?

And thus forges the era of the digital revolution.

@icntdrv: He looks freakishly muscular, kind of like when I saw CarrotTop the other day and was like whoa!