@Potentaint: If I squint really hard, I can kind of make it all out.

What about an iPad?

Yeeeeeeeehooooooooooooooo COWBOY!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Get out, of my head!

Blasphemy!!!

@TempestXax: /or

@Sully Taylor: Brings me back to my childhood.

More like Borophyll!

@FellGrey: God bless you my friend.

Am I the only one who hoped we'd see an elephant covered in killer ants in that video?

@The Ghost of SirNotAppearing: Nah, the resolution is way too small, it would just look like a T.

This will help all the teeny boppers who visit the Apple Store.

@JakeMG: Ω Man: Nothing beats the good ol' days of MXC.

@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: Yup, perfect size for grilling.

Still stuck on charcoal?

I can't help but be reminded of the episode from The Office where Dwight sets off the fire alarm with a planned fire.

@CAPSLOCK44: Yoda?

@LightMage210: Involves storing them somewhere. You heard Jobs, he said storage is out, spending billions of dollars to watch content is in!

Killing off the older models... Classic Apple.

Introducing Ping - it's like Facebook, only... umm, only... well, it's not exactly like Facebook, it has... err... it has... Scott, can you help?