@kingmaker: Image fail.

@Master_Soda: You haven't been starred.

@sss888: He needs effing eyelids!

@zimbabwaenquadrillionare: Banks are prepared for this sorts of thing. They have so much capital set aside for events like this, they are required to anyways, well here in Canada we are, in the United States I am not 100% sure.

@Brian Wright: Easy - enough poop escaped to smear his underwear, but not enough to leave any perceivable chunks behind..

@Edgar Ríos: Right there with ya my man.

We have the power to transform imaginary friends into real ones.

How... magical...

@JakeMG: Ω Man: False. Liquid Metal... d'uh.

1 app in the dock? C'mon man...

I love iKea.

I love iKea.

@tomsomething: Yup. Driver got her ass textecuted!

@You're Banned: Exactly. Using your phone will ultimately kill you. I am impressed young grasshopper.

Don't worry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't help but wonder what its 'square-root' would look like!?!?!

They're still updating this effing thing?

I still think price point wise everything will get effed up.

@Jeff: Dammit Jeff.

Maybe they bought it because liquid metal doesn't block cellular waves and they can use it on the back of an iPhone/iPod Touch/iPad without the need for a black plastic strip?