I would be lying if I said I didn't scroll through the article and just looked at the pictures.

Reading this after waiting in line for 10 hours for the iPhone 4 kinda makes me want to... umm... I don't know... kill myself!?

@Priper: Too late!

People in stone houses should not throw glass (shards, bottles?).

Height-adjustable cabinets?

@Kat Hannaford: I like when she falls over and just starts licking.

Is that cat... watching... an... an iPad!?!?

The best is: "New to the Internet? Click here."

This goes to show, when you see a cop, its best to just play dead.

How... dare THEY!!!

@ToastyUterus: Thanks for reading too much into my comment.

Giving his money to charity? Damn, Bill Gates got to this poor bastard too.

Uploading photos to limbo!?!?!

@Squalor: Bazinga!

Welcome Anderson Cooper... err I mean Chuck Norris.

I suddenly have the urge to go swimming in a pool of lego pieces.

@zippzom: How dare you. May your eyes get poked out by shooting stars.

@rabid chipmunk: One more reason to take a dump.

@Vone: My name is Adam... are you trying to tell me something?

I could've sworn I read an article before saying all the iPad killers have already been killed...