@Charliehorse: No, the SSD. They're just that solid.

@Squalor: Sorry Mr. Righteous.

If you see a detachable cell phone... they blew it.

That's what my abs look like...

My name is Adam... how cool!

lol... those aren't real sharks... just smoke and mirrors obviously...

It's like a filet mignon, steak wrapped in bacon... whats not to love?

46 meters in diameter!?!?!!?

Does it come in white?

I can't... resist... I must buy... new... Apple product...

@fusionaddict: I'm a cop you ee-di-aught!

@brianhatch: Come on my man... it's overkill.

Overkill.

Why was it sitting there unattended in a hotel?

The Wozinator.

@SewerShark: Amazing. You just made my day.

@CrispyAardvark: Agreed.

@JakeMG: Ω Man: Ya, he's character in Inception was awesome.

Schmidt looks like a 50 year old version of Harry Potter.

I remember discussing this in school.