must... download... app...

4 8 15 16 23 42!

It's almost time!

I presume it matches your profile to some giant database of other killers and see's if you're likely to kill again?

@tipt0n: Download it on iTunes for now and upload it to your iPad when it arrives.

@GuyWithDogs: Brilliant.

Busted.

Erasable highlighters... now thats a breakthrough.

Well, I've been telling myself to quit for a couple years now...

@Shai: She must be a bitch then?

@Hello Mister Walrus: I should've shorted their stock while I had the chance... rats.

HP stock to crash in...

Beatles not coming to iTunes!?

@afex505: Our minds will never be able to even perceive a 4th dimension.

zee Germans are zee best.

He threw that remote onto that bean bag chair with authority!

When does the iPhone get Froyo?

Thats one juicy eyeball!

@You're Banned: So you're telling me that Chinese people find it weird that I don't eat my iPhone?

@Incoherent: Awkward silence.