This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

I was saying a-BOO-ndanza

Stanton: “Are they booing me?”

There is very little I wouldn’t do for 70 million dollars, and this kid wouldn’t play basketball for it.

You might need a refresher on what “sarcasm” means.

I mean, the kid was high and ran out on an active race track. It’s not a leap to assume his judgement may have been somewhat impaired.

The more I read about this the less sympathy I have for the family. Some of the claims the family’s legal team are making are nothing but conjecture which should have no place in deciding fault (civil vs criminal blah blah blah I’m familiar with the difference and the standard of evidence.) I’m actually a little…

nah, sucide by sprint car

Glare, mud, dust and exhaust fumes would impede visibility greatly.

Well this is going to get fun.

Man, I’m out for blood today..too many of you keyboard warriors have tried to insult me and some real good posters with “attacks” and “insults” in this thread. Keep coming, and I’ll keep smacking you guys down like the little annoying flies you dickheads are acting like. Metaphorically, of course. I have no…

To be fair, this is A+ work for a class at Kentucky.

Slightly off topic, but every time I see USMNT I translate it to “United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.”. Carry on.

“the case is all based on the recollection of the officer.”

Hopefully I will still be able to get hot photos of bikini clad models mailed directly to my orthodontist’s waiting room.

I just hate Fallon because he’s unfunny and smug, but to each their own.

Well, ohio doesn’t really care about soccer, Cleveland had a team that won a bunch of titles in the 90's and no one cared.

The Cincinnati Expansion will be, by far, the best team name in the league though.

Things I thought I’d never see in a Deadspin post: The byline “Senior Kentucky Correspondent” and the word “vituperation.” 

He deserved everything for that Euro Mullet, which is a combination of a tiny man-bun on top, and still some gangly party in the back.