This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

I was saying a-BOO-ndanza

Stanton: “Are they booing me?”

There is very little I wouldn’t do for 70 million dollars, and this kid wouldn’t play basketball for it.

You might need a refresher on what “sarcasm” means.

I mean, the kid was high and ran out on an active race track. It’s not a leap to assume his judgement may have been somewhat impaired.

The more I read about this the less sympathy I have for the family. Some of the claims the family’s legal team are making are nothing but conjecture which should have no place in deciding fault (civil vs criminal blah blah blah I’m familiar with the difference and the standard of evidence.) I’m actually a little…

nah, sucide by sprint car

Glare, mud, dust and exhaust fumes would impede visibility greatly.

Well this is going to get fun.

Man, I’m out for blood today..too many of you keyboard warriors have tried to insult me and some real good posters with “attacks” and “insults” in this thread. Keep coming, and I’ll keep smacking you guys down like the little annoying flies you dickheads are acting like. Metaphorically, of course. I have no…

To be fair, this is A+ work for a class at Kentucky.

Slightly off topic, but every time I see USMNT I translate it to “United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.”. Carry on.

“the case is all based on the recollection of the officer.”

You forgot to factor the value of all that sweet sweet pudding.

Hopefully I will still be able to get hot photos of bikini clad models mailed directly to my orthodontist’s waiting room.

I think he means that the Salvation Army likely fed the pudding to homeless people after they received it.

You write a whole article about this and you don't even mention that they (sort of) dramatized it in Punch Drunk Love?!

I don't need any miles to travel from my couch. Amateur ;)

LMAO, he subjects homeless people to the pudding that was slowly killing his wife and kids, gets a tax break for it and free travel for life. What a country!