What the hell is ‘beautiful coal’?

I feel the same about toddlers but hey I’m out of luck.

What the hell was she doing!?

A problem literally no one has ever had is “Visible reality lacking a heads-up display.” A problem many people will have as soon as these things achieve popular adoption is “My completely unnecessary augmented reality goggles suffered a disabling technical glitch while I was walking along a crowded street with them…

Okay, I’ll bite. What is a guy who was declared medically ineligible to play in college doing playing in the NFL?

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

Eh, there was a Forbes article that semi-jumped to that conclusion, but it seemed like a bit of a stretch. If he was really in that much trouble, I’d expect to see more of that collection up for sale.

That’s horrible.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

And, as many people know, passed in response to the First Bowling Green Massacre. So important.

It hasn’t been a year...

I look forward to it being the home of hundreds of stray dogs after the World Cup ends.

Fuck Yeah!

So what’s the end game here, both teams pack up and leave again in like 5 years? We end up with the Mexico City Rams and London Chargers?

When you’re running your club into the ground, you don’t stop so close to the finish; you dig deep and find the energy to finish the job the right way.