HaHA! We gotcha, Robots! You’re wasting your time - thanks to us accelerating Climate Change, there won’t be ANY snow for you to ski on in the future when you would master this rapidly dying art. Why do you think none of the Terminator movies had exciting ski chases?!

“It’s not the one that you’re probably familiar with, the event that turned Brian Boitano, Peggy Fleming, Dorothy Hamill, and even Tara Lipinksi into household names.”

“But in terms of having a chance to linger in the public consciousness in any meaningful way”

Gotta keep dem North Koreans from having any kind of technology from after 1980, right? It actually seems like a missed opportunity.

Even Stan Lee would be like, “No. This origin story is too stupid” :)

Yeah, this story is pointless. Outrage culture is outta control. If they damaged the heads in any way, then I could see a problem, but who cares for just a selfie?

I hope the next fake money fad is Monopoly money. MAN, I’m gonna pay out BIG TIME when that moment comes :D

They’re like a super sentai team, like Power Rangers, or Gatchaman, or Silverhawks(?); all multi colored and with different, complementary super-powers.

“Very good! ‘Fox News’ is also an acceptable answer. Pay attention students, this will be on the quiz Friday!”

Nothing says, “Souls have been crushed” like Pat Sajak throwing away a, “Ahhhh-yi-yi-yi”.

He’s no Alpha-5:

Most people aren’t tv blogger lunatics who subscribe to multiple streaming services though. That weird “subscription apocalypse” scenario that the niche-est of the niche kept warning about won’t ever come, because no one juggles multiple things. They have Netflix. If they’re dumb and accidentally signed up for Amazon…

Just imagine how many advances the field of “toddler distraction” will make in another 3.2 years! What a time to be alive, and a daycare worker! :)

Sounds and looks an awful lot like the awesome Thunderbolt Fantasy, though probably with less special FX and Wuxia sensibilities :P

When you’ve been along for the ride this long, you don’t quit. You stick around to see it all burn down. She’s a fool for ever convincing herself she’d leave

You can’t vlog. It may remind people that you’re people, and not our slaves to be mined for profit.

How can Trekkies be surprised by this? The literal cowboy of the original series - the one who solved problems by punching and/or sleeping with them, and then taking the credit when the talented & thoughtful members of his crew actually saved the day - is old-fashioned and outdated (i.e. Republican)!? What a... uh...…

Here’s my hot take:

“ I wanted a ship that may be unreliable and dangerous like the Corvair”

No, what? The normal-speed, speed-up, slow-down stuff? Nah; this gif was just directed by Zack Snyder :)

Did you not read the article? Have you ever drank LeBron’s piss tho?