magicmonkeyofmyanmar
MagicMonkeyOfMyanmar
magicmonkeyofmyanmar

I’m amazed that train companies don’t advertise more aggressively. C’mon Amtrak - start running ads with the tagline, “Hey you dopes; we’re not the Airlines. What are you doing!?”. 

Cameron hasn’t been involved in a good movie since Titanic, and Arnold’s far too old to be very relevant as the Terminator anymore. They constantly make the mistake that the property NEEDS him to be successful, which is just not true - anyone who’s seen Sarah Connor Chronicles knows that.

“The monkeys were deprived of sleep for 30 to 36 hours”

How about the “Quit-while-they’re-ahead-a-verse”?

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Well, they’ve been doing these kinds of amazing, multimedia rides for sometime now. They’ve gotten super good at combining wraparound screens with motion controlled, trackless rides and live action animatronics. The Ratatouille ride does this kind of thing, blending a trackless ride, actual props and enormous

Looks great. Gonna be interesting to see how this one grows over time too; the whole “let someone else do it” thing kind of flies in the face of the other Arrowverse shows a bit - I mean, once he has a team, wouldn’t his family be like, “Let (insert DC hero here... let’s say Static) handle it now”?

Didn’t we JUST get two trailers for this, focused on Mr. Hyde and his organization? Shit, they’re definitely not feeling confident about this - the only time studios drop this many trailers is when they’re not tracking much audience interest. Reminds me of Terminator Genisys *shudder*

Awesome, but I kinda wish it was being done in live action. And that they would base it off the new DC version of Scooby Doo that everyone likes to make fun of, but is actually super cool. And that CW would secretly make it a backdoor pilot for a live action Scooby show...

Well, this Wonderman is clearly a terrible actor. He didn’t even grow a mustache to play Stark? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Man, this looks like fun. This looks like everyone involved was a heckuva lot more interested in actually making this than the last one... or two(?) movies. Really, everything after the first one blends together for me.

The twist continues when its revealed that every time Jar Jar goes to sleep, he ends up controlling Snoke. He’s the “Anne Hathaway or Jason Sudeikis in Colossal” of the Star Wars sequel trilogy :)

You have on top of a pretty tight mustache game to be able to pull some of these off, though. Not just anyone can say “Ballyhoo” or “Donnybrook” - you pretty much need to look like this:

Except this is the work of nerds, so it seems horrendously dorky at the time and only gets much worse as time passes :)

“Miočić ”... “Jędrzejczyk”...

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If there was a list of MOST AWESOME adaptations, this would be no.1. You must be confused; this is an article on the dumbest. Clearly, Arthur and the Knights of Justice doesn’t belong here, sir. The intro alone elevates it far away from lesser Arthurian Legends!

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Netflix also had them do some riffing for Stranger Things.

Thank Goodness! Its almost 2021 - according to Johnny Mnemonic, we’re going to be... well, very cyber by then. Its good we’re being protected now!