It’s really weird that you keep calling one of the three main quest lines “main quest” and the other ones “side quest”, even calling out how these “side quests” aren’t even “main quests”. No. They aren’t. That’s why the game quite clearly shows you your three separate main quest lines - Family, Cultists & First Civ -…

Really? I’m genuinely curious how you spent those 138 hours if you didn’t hit max level. I finished all of the main story quests within about 80 hours (I did not buy the XP booster, to be clear). The only real readjustment I made was giving up on those...I don’t know how the game refers to them, but black-and-white…

Nobody cares.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

I knew a Saab guy once. He loved his car and didnt have to replace anything for 20 years until it saved his life in an accident.

Sadly, I had to check your comment history to be sure this was satire.

Its all about our right to bernaise arms.

So once again, it’s…

It’s a “war” to them when the other side actually fights back. When you fight for the poor then you’re inciting “class warfare” when you fight for the rights of racial minorities you’re inciting “race wars” and of course when you fight for social justice you are a “social justice warrior”. When the rich and powerful…

You seem to be under the impression that I’m a nice bleeding heart type.

Yup.

But much like a doddering old grandfather, I love him anyway, and will listen to his stories no matter how many times he tells them—or how long it takes him to get to the goddamned point.

...also, fuck Tom Bombadil.

As a Lovecraft fan (putting aside his xenophobia and racism; this is a case of separating art from artist for me), I really appreciated this line:

Hint: $$$

Everytime I look at that chinless, douchey, inbred-looking face, I’m just flabbergasted that he married, fathered children, and had an affair.

What now, you piece of filth?

This is making me all teary eyed, I miss playing the Witcher so much.

yes, police? I’d like to report a kidnapping. this man is clearly not the real luke plunkett, because he’s COMPLAINING ABOUT MORE WITCHER

Alternators are badass...converting mechanical energy to electric power.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

The Witcher 3 is a definite never-uninstall for me (technically I had to when I dropped an SSD into my PC, but I hardly think that counts).

It’s just one of those games that will always deserve a replay, no matter how many times I’ve been through it.