Or a current-gen 911, for that matter.

Now hold on Bertha, I know we's cousins and we's married, but hold my Bud Light for a second while I peek my head out of this tractor *cough* Mustang *cough* to get a look at that there space car from the future. GT4 they call it? Probably more Nazi propaganda! Now lean back Bertha, we's about to has ourselves a…

Congratulations, you've just posted a 911 variant that's most expensive than $85k. Nice job trying to distract people from the fact that you can get a 911 for less than $85k.

That car is 90% beautiful perfection and 10% hideously tacky wheels.

Absolutely hilarious that Porsche (the Turbo King) is mending your heart after Ferrari (the NA king) finally puts a Turbo on a model.

You have to be kidding, another asshole supporting the 488 name change and the Focus RS grille disaster? Christ, and they wonder why the price of gas is dropping.

Something seems different today.

Yes, because whether someone can afford a car is in any way relevant to their ability to bash it.

You're an insult to Asia.

Did you read what I wrote? I never claimed that you _{claimed it was a 4.8—I was just simply going over something that the general public seems to believe. And are you really affirming everything I wrote? Most people on here seem to disagree with my middle paragraph, in favor of their own "displacement-per-cylinder"}…

Porsche Cayman GT4: This Is It

This car has been on the internet for scarcely a few hours, and already its name has been slandered and velipted more times than you could swat a sparrow. No, it's not a 4.8L V8. We've been over this.

Why can't it be both?

How can they call themselves a respectable car auction without Japan's newest and finest? Do you see a 240SX, 300ZX, a Celica Cupra, a Trueno, anything like that here? Nope. Yet another example of the quiet but omnipresent elitist anti-Asian racism present in the classic car market.

It's not enough. It should be the 823 (8 cylinders, 2 turbos, 3 wheels)

Have you ever felt the sweet sting of a freshly par-boiled punch to the face?

I'll spank you hard.

You know what? You can go gently fuck yourself in the upstairs bathroom with the plunger handle. Make sure it gets wayyyyy up all the way in there. Oh, and when your rectum develops small rips and tears in it, from doing this every night, make sure it spells out F70 on the floor, because that would, in all…

608, with a 3.0 V8? That doesn't work under this naming scheme.

I'm sorry to hear of your blindness. Has it been treating you well?