Something seems different today.

Yes, because whether someone can afford a car is in any way relevant to their ability to bash it.

You're an insult to Asia.

Did you read what I wrote? I never claimed that you _{claimed it was a 4.8—I was just simply going over something that the general public seems to believe. And are you really affirming everything I wrote? Most people on here seem to disagree with my middle paragraph, in favor of their own "displacement-per-cylinder"}…

Porsche Cayman GT4: This Is It

This car has been on the internet for scarcely a few hours, and already its name has been slandered and velipted more times than you could swat a sparrow. No, it's not a 4.8L V8. We've been over this.

Why can't it be both?

How can they call themselves a respectable car auction without Japan's newest and finest? Do you see a 240SX, 300ZX, a Celica Cupra, a Trueno, anything like that here? Nope. Yet another example of the quiet but omnipresent elitist anti-Asian racism present in the classic car market.

It's not enough. It should be the 823 (8 cylinders, 2 turbos, 3 wheels)

Have you ever felt the sweet sting of a freshly par-boiled punch to the face?

I'll spank you hard.

You know what? You can go gently fuck yourself in the upstairs bathroom with the plunger handle. Make sure it gets wayyyyy up all the way in there. Oh, and when your rectum develops small rips and tears in it, from doing this every night, make sure it spells out F70 on the floor, because that would, in all…

608, with a 3.0 V8? That doesn't work under this naming scheme.

I'm sorry to hear of your blindness. Has it been treating you well?

You've never heard that expression?

Nope, try again. Works nothing like a brake light.

If your wing mirrors are pointing straight back towards your flanks, you need to give up your driver's license ASAP.

What the hell does 388 mean? At least 488 actually follows one of their classic naming schemes.

I just wish all the numbers meant something again.

What does the extra "9" in 399 GTB mean though? At least 488 actually means something (the displacement of one cylinder, just like they did in the 365 Daytona days).