How the fuck do you park a yard? LOL I'M JUST CRUISING DOWN THE BOULEVARD IN MY YARD, OOPS THIS PARKING SPACE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR ME TO PARK AN ENTIRE YARD. COME TO THINK OF IT, THIS ENTIRE PARKING LOT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SPACE TO PARK A WHOLE YARD IN IT. WELL I BETTER GET DRIVING SOON BECAUSE DURING THE…

There's no such thing as an iTouch.

How the fuc* did you go the entire article spelling Majora's Mask wrong? It's simple. Do I need to spell it out for you?

So, calling someone out on something nonexistent, and then refusing to tell them what's "dense" about them? Sounds like you've run out of gasoline, friend.

I'll believe that when I believe that pigs can fly.

So you're not just making fun of me you're making fun of my car too. Wow, that's mature.

Please tell me what is dense about that comment.

Of course, resorting to ad hominems. The easy way out. Just attack the other man's character, call him names, and easily escape from the matter at hand.

Um, how the fuck am I supposed to answer that? Do I look like fucking Henry Ford over here? How about this: is your car a sedan? Think that over a little while I go ahead winning races while this Dodge sits here starring in videos and going nowhere fast.

That doesn't make any god damn sense and you know it.

Okay, hear me out. Maybe it's just me, but I have a Corvette at home, and unless I'm wrong, it's front engined. Meaning the engine is in front of the driver and the half shaft goes all the way back beetween my legs and into the rear axle. And in my understanding of the world that Car is pretty fast. So why, on the…

I have a Corvette that can go that fast, and prosasbly faster, and guess what It's not a Dodge. Dodges are big, loud, American, and pretty fast on the quarter mile.

The Challenger Hallcat cannot go 204 MPH. You can take my pride, you can take my dignirty, but you cannot take my intelligence. If a Charger Hallcat can go 204 mph I will literally eat my own hat.

why the hell would there be a comma after mistakes? are you high?

Since when do model cars make any noise at all?

Shut your filthy whore mouth. I dislike rotaries in pretty much every other way—I wouldn't own one, that's for sure—but god damn do they sound sexy.

i've seen some photoshops in my time

What's wrong with 999? It's been around longer than SVT.

Wow, you guys are really hanging onto the whole "government motors" thing pretty tight. Remind me: how much of GM does the government currently own? And how much does GM owe the government? What's that you say? None, and none? Oh. Kind of takes the wind out of that sail...

Really? You can't think of any mid-engined American supercars?