Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Get a load of the curve on the shot:

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

It’d be an extra deposit. Trisomy 21 is an extra chromosome on the 21st pair, not the lack of one. But cool “NE dudes, are, like, retarded, hahahahahahahaha” joke.

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He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

Former Panthers receiver Rae Carruth is in prison for conspiring to kill his pregnant girlfriend, Cherica Adams. Her baby, Chancellor Lee Adams, turned 16 on Monday. [Charlotte Observer]

This isn’t a beef. This is the soy-based gluten-free magical crystal no chemicals meat substitute version of a beef.

What are they teaching these students? You should not abuse another pupil like that.

That’s the best part, the parent move at the end. “Well, if you guys can’t get along, then nobody can have. No, that’s it, I’m serious.”