One of the sad truths of having cats is that sometimes you just can’t have both them and nice things.

The whole system is irredeemably corrupt.

I’m not a prude, I have no problem with nudity or anything, but these just don’t look right- they’re aesthetically unpleasant.

I’m very sorry for your loss. I know how hard that decision is, but sounds like you gave him a good life and did the right thing. Though I know that doesn’t make it an easy decision.

Ah, I’m so sorry to hear that. I lost one of my own cats a year ago yesterday — Mulder, whom the rescue told us was 2-ish but the vet suspected was at least 15. We only had two years with him, and he was an absolute weirdo, but I still miss that little snuggle-goblin. He got cancer and it progressed quite rapidly.…

Dammit who started chopping onions. Memories of having to put my last kitty to sleep coming back from years ago, you really have my sympathies. It’s really so hard even when it’s the right thing to do for quality of life issues.

I’m so sorry for your loss! I lost my 17-year old lady a couple years ago. It’s completely normal to feel guilty even though you do the right thing. I think we often process our grief as guilt, punishing ourselves for not doing “more,” but really we just miss them. My old lady loved the heat pad, too. You were a good…

Thank you

You are, my dear.  You are!

Today was a rough day, and right now, everything feels sordid.

I’m just glad that they’re called the “Arianators” and not the “Arianation.”

I really hope so. It’s so unbelievably evil. 

Forget Tiffany Haddish or (especially) Kelly Clarkson, they should give Fran Lebowitz Ellen’s spot.

LOL! The last time I had anything (legal) like that was years and years ago. My dad took me and afterwards, unbeknownst to me at the time, he stopped at an Ace Hardware, told me to stay in the car and, when I came to, told me that I had hunted him down in the store, chased him back to the car and hit him over the head…

Wow, When I had mine done, I had novocaine and nitrus.  I could have driven myself home.  

Ah, but he’s a prince and therefore doesn’t deserve our sympathy or benefit of the doubt. Clearly he’s only speaking out on these painful, personally lived issues to get money and attention, despite the fact he’s got both in spades (probably more than what he bargained for where the latter’s concerned).

I’m having 4 teeth ripped out of my head next week and have squirreled-away enough Norco to sink the Hesperus. Plus they’re giving me an IV drip of propofol, of all things, and I didn’t even ask. I hope your work tomorrow is as much fun as mine is promising to be!

It’s been an extremely long and tedious week, and tomorrow gets even better because I get to have major emergency dental work done. But you, good sir or madam, have made me laugh until I cry. For that you get a star and my thanks. 

It’s the opposite of that!!! Well, I mean you could buy like six of these for the same price and go broke, but you’d be a very comfortable, fashionable, adorable broke person with six dresses instead of one.

All of the Covid-19 conspiracy theories, along with Qanon & Pizzagate have shown this in a really scary way. I’m so over all the cults and conspiracy theories.