Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

Now this is a story all about how my award show slap-turned upside-down!

Yeah, I’m not sure the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has earned Dolly Parton.

Where is the docurama about Burgey Sullenberger, eh, Eastwood? Real heroes pilot buses.

at 4 Washington Lane!!!

Yes, but I’m at work.