but where is the secret girlfriend? Has he hidden her away in some watery lair?

So this 13-year-old kid cut off all her hair and she became a dyke, now she is seen in the vicinity of a shirtless (not "semi-naked") man and she's a slut? How about everybody mind their own fucking business???

I was thinking (hoping) the exact same thing.

Or, you know, eat more than one gluten-free cracker every day

I took two years off after high school then went to IU, grad school at Columbia (did not finish), lived in NYC for 18 years and now live in the Seattle area. Never married, no kids. Traveled quite a bit. I think I have probably done better than most!

Actually the two big ones when I grew up were Male and Manual. (I went to Manual)

You love Cumberbatch and CHEAP TRICK? Are we actually the same person?

Damn carpetbagger was born in Alabama, anyway! What does he know?

I don't do Hobbits, not in any form or in any media

I never read the comments on ANY Daily Mail link

You have seen this, right? http://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/…

Just keep delivering the Cumberbatch goodness - I don't care what you call it

He'll have a toasted bagel, with a schmear

I have a very unhealthy obsession with this one

My alltime HG lipstick shade was MAC's Bunny Pink, which they released in 2003 for Playboy's 50th anniversary. Something tells me Lorde's lipstick won't look like this. http://www.ebay.com/itm/MAC-Bunny-…

She makes me proud to be from Kentucky, which is a rare thing these days.

What the hell is the point of Vaginal Rejuvenation surgery, period???

Read it at Barnes & Noble (do they still have those?) at your lunch hour, and spill lots of coffee on it

I already have my nervous breakdown planned, and my outfit picked out