I am from Chicago, and what I have always hated about this is that it’s not even the rule! You don’t put ketchup on a CHICAGO style hot dog, because it has tomatoes on it. Ketchup would be stupid overkill. If you’re getting any other kind of hot dog, out whatever the hell you want on it. Ketchup and mustard only?…

You mean like all the jackwagons who insist anything they’ve not seen not be talked about in their presence? Either keep up or fuck off. Don’t expect other people who have a thing in common to not discuss it in your presence because you haven’t yet. Just leave the conversation. Most people don’t lead with spoilers,…

Science has proven that knowing spoilers increases the enjoyment of the viewing experience.

Interesting. I knew what was going to happen because I read the comic book it’s based on, which has been in circulation for 27 years. But yeah, how dare any media outlets act as though anyone had seen a movie over a weekend in which it grossed $250 million.

We all need to fucking chill about spoilers. If a movie is only good if you know 0 plot details going in, it’s a shitty movie.

does nobody use redbox around here. You still cant beat $2 for a new release. Plenty of dvd trays still in use

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.

I loved Ricky Gervais’ work and think it’s too bad that he retired after Extras and never did anything after that.

The 11 o’clock show! Wow, I thought I was the only old English person on AV Club!

Yes, she’s a horrible horrible shitty awful no-good Republican person. BUT that’s still not a good excuse to deadname her.

The man in the thumbnail looks like middle aged Tom Lenk, AKA Tucker’s brother. Though I guess Tom Lenk actually is middle aged now so I probably don’t need that addendum anymore.

As someone who has never cared for Gervais, I feel so very vindicated right now. Now if somebody could point me to some articles about Chris Brown and Shia LaBeouf, I have some more way-after-the-fact gloating to do.

You should have talked to us garbage people. We’ve been doing this with the little 4-packs of wine you get at gas stations or airplane bottles of whiskey dropped into your soda for decades now.

Ok... so... bubble children? Or much younger than I’m thinking? Mainly chopstick or spoon users? Bread-averse? Opposed to non-symmetrical food items? A distain for toasted things? Unaware of the telltale smoothness of knife cut bread? Never viewed a picture of a halved english muffin? Writing a food blog without…

I know I’m in the minority here, but I feel like me utter apathy toward the Smashing Pumpkins back in the 90's is really paying dividends, here...

I’m shocked. Shocked! ... Well, not that shocked.

It’s rather difficult to have a “party” with a group of people you’ve barred from your house.

I just think the whole thing is weird considering that jezebel, especially jezebel readers, are so hostile to the root. That even the root writers openly talk about it in articles.

There is a distressingly high number of WOC and POC who will not be able to comment here because Jez has banned them, without explanation or warning. The entire JezeRoot series is so controversial with the commenters at least in part because so many people will not be able to participate in anything that is posted to…