A+ This is batshit, i.e., as a demigod of chaos, I approve.

This helmet is A++.

Correct, because they were all people who had never handled a spray can in their life, which was the point. It was about them, not about the art. If I wanted it painted by someone who knew how to paint, I could’ve masked it and done it myself. https://www.facebook.com/notes/maggie-stiefvater-really-its-me/this-is-going…

Yep!

Just tweeted to my readers that if they wanted to tag the car, come to this particular signing.

Just happened, actually — semi took out my rear doors. Not to worry, I have a wrap and paint cans lined up for when the clear coat finishes curing. This car’s like laundry; you just keep doing it.

Turns out that it’s a bad idea to let semi trucks and personal vehicles kiss at speed.

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.

I await photos of a newly acquired crummy boat.

Because humiliation is cheaper.

My home was 640 miles away and the Firestone was 5. I made an executive decision.

I gladly accept the role of supporting your automotive insanity.

“There is no joy in these miracles, they are simply expected.”

Wrap it. $3500 and, like a horror movie, no one will ever have to know what lies beneath.

Off topic, but I don’t know if you noticed that this man’s body of work is a thing of beauty:

A+

The only way to find out is have an alligator wrestler do the same survey. That’s science.

“Survey Reveals Men Less Attached to Their Cars”

Chicago-Craig’s right — the left-handed shifting actually is incredibly easy. The thing I always find surprising about driving in right-hand-drive countries is that it’s more fatiguing. You’re always “on” — you can’t rely on your instincts for where to put the car if someone suddenly steps into the road, etc., so it’s…

I LOVE YOU EVO MY EXTINCT DARLING