Not that I don’t think this shit is crazy, but this is the same thing we did with Trump’s stupid statements instead of dealing with things that actually matter. Of course gun violence in schools is important and tragic, but it distracts from all her awful privatization policies. Now, Democrats will spend the entire…

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So.... iZombie?

Maybe they can rent some Orcas from Sea World too!

#MakeAmericaTortureAnimalsAgain

You know, they might as well see if the Ringling Brothers’ circus is able to preform. It’s gonna die soon, anyway, and represents an America that had its hey-day in the mid 20th century.