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One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

thank you for covering this show. between broad city and you’re the worst ending, it’s been a rough week!!!! if you haven’t seen this show - watch watch watch 

LVP has always been a two faced snake in the grass. He constant habit of selling out her “friends” to tabloids is low down and dirty. I’ll be happy when she’s gone. I honestly think the show would be more fun without her manufactured drama. She doesn’t even have much to do with VPR being a better show. That rests

I think I’m the only person in the world who likes Kyle, but she seems to know Lisa’s flaws and has made peace with them and enjoys their friendship for what it is.  I don’t know why Lisa flew off the handle at her when she seemed to be mainly just giving her a heads up on what the other women were saying.

The audience seems to be (for the most part) firmly team LVP on this one. I tend to feel like LVP likes to manipulate things behind the scenes for her own benefit. She has a history of spreading rumors/leaking things to the press, etc. to make herself look better - then denying it and acting super offended when anyone

And rates of STIs may get worse, especially with cuts to the Teen Pregnancy Prevention Program (to instead promote abstinence only, which research has shown to be ineffective) and Title X funding that supports STI screenings for low-income people.

A middle-aged woman staring at young women’s butts sounds like the prelude to an interesting midlife crisis

Before I even read about this woman I knew she had sons and no daughters. I have a few friends who have only sons and they are always bad-mouthing girls for tempting their poor innocent boys. It makes me furious. These are women who raise their sons with no sense of accountability.

Why the heck is someone’s mom writing for the student paper?  

The problem we encounter today is the mistakes the kids make stay with them, by virtue of digital media, so it makes a difficult situation even more difficult, because it doesn’t get let go. It is amplified.

Guess what, everyone! The WaPo comments on this one are even worse than yesterday’s! Woo hoo! 

All those women and their music helped me get through my divorce in 1996.  That music gave me an outlet to harness my anger and know that I was worth more than how I was being treated.  It isn’t crap music at all.  It served a very real purpose for lots of people, and this author is still stuck in the rut of being

My boyfriend will complain every time I add a Real Housewives or Teen Mom to the DVR, but he watches anything about digging for gold or living in the wilderness. It’s the same thing. Only his is worse.

The other day, my husband said to me, “I decided not to try to reason with you about buying Jagged Little Pill on vinyl and bought what was in our Amazon cart.” I gave him a pitying look and said, “It is an amazing album. You’ll see.You’ll see.

In a nutshell, it’s selfish behavior and gaming the system.

This exchange is kind of funny because both sides are terrible people. A 13 month old isn't meeting anything or anyone. You're dragging it across the world for your own reasons. Which is fine. Just don't bullshit the rest of us who have to put up with babies on planes.

Suggesting tipping $10/person/day is a good advertisement for using Airbnb instead of hotels. 

And Southwest does let parents and kids board first, for this reason. Southwest also gets people on the plane faster than most other airlines, so kids probably won’t be waiting for too long.

$10/day per person for tips? Have you been talking to the Salty Waitress?

“Here’s a good idea from the New York Times for those traveling with a fellow parent: One of you boards early and stows luggage, while the other parent hangs behind with the kids and boards with them last.”