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Seriously. Also, sooooo many people wear glasses. In fact, I sometimes think its actually kind of weird to have naturally good vision.

Agreed. Its just an objectively bad song. The line “why? cuz she’s DEAD” is just so terrible its actually embarrassing. If that was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek or goofy, she missed the mark.

Aren’t people like this so weird? I have a friend that lies constantly about the most random shit. I don’t understand why. The lies are just bizarre, random, unimportant lies...its one thing to lie to get yourself out of trouble or something, but to just make up falsehoods randomly is super weird.

I don’t understand why Dallas isn’t on Hulu! All the other Housewives cities are up except Dallas! I’m dying to watch it.

A girl on my Facebook feed posted today a “friendly reminder” to keep all pets inside because “its too bright outside for them today.”

Straight up, today I read some of the dumbest comments I’ve ever seen in my life on Facebook.

I had to attend the Inauguration as a chaperone and I didn’t want to go and I was stressed from the day of herding around dozens of kids and when we were getting on the Metro I was HIGHLY stressed and emotional from the day’s events and the sheer number of people and I may or may not have just literally barged through

Omg awesome! I want to try a good quality foundation, I think its time to upgrade. I’ve been using L’Oreal True Match foundation but I think I’m ready to invest in a non-drugstore brand (within reason...I can’t break the whole bank). I have light skin, and I would say its normal to oily (not dry). Any suggestions on

Wow, are you me? This is precisely how I feel. I constantly think about how I have so many friends that don’t seem to live this way, and how much I envy them. And I also feel guilty because I have a pretty great life and its been a relatively easy ride, and I panic over the tiniest issues possible.

Phewph...I’ve been waiting for SNS! So I really need some advice or anecdotes or tips. I feel like my general anxiety levels are out of control high lately. My worries have developed into obsessions, and I feel like my general pessimism is chronic at this point. I find tiny things to worry about that deep down I know

Yesssss this is one of my all time favorite SY songs, it was one of the first ones I heard from them.

Yes, it does. There are incredible bands for every single generation. All through college I hung out at the same few bars downtown to watch a collection of local bands and small touring bands, and it was magical. And I’m not a huge part of that scene anymore, but I know it continues.

Much more on the Republican agenda would get done under Pence, yes, BUT, I think overall Pence would be better regarding our role in foreign affairs. It kills me to say all this as a feminist and progressive but I actually would rather have Pence in office. :’(

I’ve been thinking about this a lot and it makes sense. I think it especially works for these new mouthpieces like the Milo guy, Tomi Lahren, and of course ol’ Ann Coulter. So many of these right wing provocateurs have cultivated their entire brand on angering liberals and getting a reaction. Remember the controversy

That’s always been the problem, right? I agree 100% with your comment. I feel like we can’t get anything done because the left is just so fractured all the time, and it so EASILY fractures. We desperately need unity.

This comment so accurately describes the current progressive movement that it kind of hurts.

Do you guys think Trump will actually just resign? After this week a part of me thinks Trump is gearing up to just resign, give Pence the presidency, and make up some bs excuse like “I tried my best but the MEDIA wouldn’t let me do anything!” or something.

Agreed. And as a high school teacher, I can tell you that teenagers are still very much forming their identities and world views and it is actually VERY possible to educate them, teach them the right ways, and change their attitudes if they are going down a dark path. Teenagers are much more flexible than adults. It’d

My ignorance is showing, but I have to say I’m surprised at all these Southern mayors stepping up and doing the right thing. I feel like they’re way more bold and moral than the senators and representatives that represent their states and districts...

I don’t think he was infertile, I feel like I remember the doctor just saying he had a low sperm count so it’d be very hard for him to get someone pregnant. But not impossible.