Does this mean behind closed ovens is dead?!?!?

Great read and great Fingermation.

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

Mind your own vagina, please.

Richard Dawkins has done a great job of proving that just because you don’t believe in a deity doesn’t mean you can’t be an obnoxious bigoted asshole.

“You should feel good about yourself! But not too good. Feel a little bad about yourself, too, or the boys won’t like you and the girls will think you’re a bitch.”

‘K. Your turn.

Yeah, guys like that make me feel they’re at a cattle show, looking for superior breeding stock. They aren’t interested in your actual mind at all, only how great your pedigree is for the next generation of Snobby Poncys, Esquire.

i KNEW it was a choice

Turn gay, worked for me.

As a “black” I often wonder what these people would do with me. I feel like there would be a lot of attempted hair touching and sympathetic stories about ethnic nannies.

GOD DAMMIT this is such a good burn i’m in awe

you son of a bitch

Well, they did say your personality.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Every time I see one of the “dear god, please heal people with cancer” I think about this. If you’re healed it’s cause you prayed hard enough. If not...well. Oh, unless it’s them, then it’s “god’s plan”. Which makes the prayer all that much weirder. “Please god, heal us from the cancer you sent.”

How about this: we met just now through the internet and, hi, you seem like a jerk. Maybe you’re not but you comment like one. We’ve had a short disagreement in which you tried to school an anonymous loser on the internet whining about her job. You are not important to me. Am I important to you? I’m not “hijacking…

I don’t know, this language really does sound passive-aggressive. Like when my mom says “you don’t HAVE to come home for Christmas...” and I know she means the opposite.

The first problem is that you’re a woman, the second is that you’re showing it.

This thought provoking article may explain it: