Rita who?

“the ideal patients are women who have had at least one child, and are in a stable monogamous relationship”

Holy shit, It’s not just tone change — they actually Photoshopped her lips thicker and nose wider in several of the pictures. How could a journalist possibly think this is okay?!

Oh my gosh,

It’s officially been “STI” for almost twenty years. When I hear someone say “STD,” it sounds very old-fashioned.

I’m renewing my license in New Jersey this week, and I know that my Texas Drivers license isn’t sufficient ID. I have to bring my passport, Social Security card, and proof of address too.

“Surgical obstetrics, obstetrics in general, is a hugely demanding field both physically and mentally; it takes a very special female.”

Do you live in Germany? (Sorry if you didn’t want to specify!)

The rest of them look like humans (assholes, but humans), but I can’t even look at Ted Cruz’s face for a whole second. He looks like an alien species trying to blend in on Earth. Whenever I see him, it’s like part of my brain is alerting me, “Warning: this man looks like a sexual predator”

I had that book!!! My mom bought it for me when I was 11. I was overweight as a child and one of the illustrated girls had the same body type as me and I remember thinking, “AGHHH! SHE LOOKS FINE!!!!!!!"

Where did you work in the 90s that required women to wear stockings???

Hats off, sir.

“I wish I knew a pretty girl with your personality”

How did he know those women were conceived by rape tho? Their moms were probably just liars

“Here’s her mugshot, in which she looks like exactly the sort of person who’d be dumb enough to think they could get away with this.”

Sorry, but it kind of sounds like you’re saying she looks dumb, presumably because she’s a blonde woman? Isn’t that kind of sexist?

Countably infinitely many prisoners are standing in a line, indexed from the back as 1,2,3,... . Each prisoner of course knows his or her own number, and can see all prisoners ahead (of higher number) of themself. The prisoners don red or blue hats, look ahead, then simultaneously guess their own hat colors. They have…

Aren't you required to do that in some states before an abortion?

"Under your view, a profit corporation ... could be forced in principle to pay for abortions," Justice Anthony Kennedy, the traditional swing vote, told U.S. Solicitor General Donald Verrilli."

She's not blonde, though- she's the black-haired teenager on the right. Sorry if you already saw that!

Which polygon would that be? I think the only shape mentioned here was the circle... ;)