Who says cargo pants should stop at 15? I personally don’t give a flying fuck whether some dude or dudette somewhere doesn’t like what I wear, or makes fun of me. You know how much that affects me? - Zilch, zero, nada. The only time something like this would matter is if I was trying to get in someone’s pants and they…

I love my messenger bag, even those times when I can’t quite convince myself it’s not the equivalent of a purse.

Plaid or same color "golf shorts" are even more hideous. Nothing says douche like golf shorts (or chino shorts or whatever you want to call them) and a long sleeve shirt rolled up to mid arm. If its hot, who cares what people wear? Be comfy.

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.

shup and sit down, it was all done by God.

That’s it. He’s moving somewhere where’s there’s no emotional taxes.

Did you know Draymond Green was once suspended for a pattern of hitting people in the dick and balls?

I’m assuming he took offense to someone kicking his balls and he punched him in the face. Right?

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles