With football, I can drift away from the action at a set rhythm and not miss anything. That’s the secret sauce. All those in-game stoppages are useful for my digital needs.

No, they would not have been allowed, and you don’t have to feel strange about thinking that. Am I saying the NFL and its refs are racist? No, not really.. Am I suggesting there’s some weird shit prevalent (both in the game itself and among fans) that implicitly approves punishing a mobile quarterback for being so…

The focus on roughing the QB was either last year or the year before, so the reffs are free to ignore it now.

I feel strange thinking this but honestly, would those hits have ever been allowed against a Tom Brady or Drew Brees? Like I get that Cam is a mobile quarterback and his style of play opens him up to more physical hits but I can’t imagine one of those QBs being hit with the four shots Newton took last night and not…

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

They bring this up constantly

Yes, let’s shut down a charity that provides money for the poorest people in the entire world because Hillary met with 85 people who had donated to the foundation while she was sec. of state. Ehrmahgod, 85 people! That’s like, such a huge percentage of the number of people that the top diplomat of the world’s most…

Exactly. The Clinton Foundation is objectively a well-run charitable organization putting its funds to good use. The optics of it are entirely separate from the fact that it’s actually helping people who need help.

Good point, Hamilton. But most of those big donors aren’t donating out of a spirit of altruism are they? They’re donating because they think they’ll have an in with the Clintons. Those donations probably wouldn’t be made otherwise. So you get a little rat dung in your flour. Other than the right wing echo chamber, is…

Counterpoint: No.

On the other hand, if the network restricts the usage to those with cable, they can’t turn around and blame people without cable for not watching. They did both.

If they’re going to shove a shitload of advertisements and product placement down my throat then yes, they damn well better not be charging me for it too.
But they are, and they would be, so, I didn’t watch any of it. At all.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

Occam’s Razor, bitches- why the hell would Lochte lie about getting robbed? Like, what does that do for him? There’s zero incentive to make something like that up.

Soccer has too much soccer. Teams can be in multiple leagues at once, players can be on multiple teams at once (not including their national teams to which they may not even be ethnically linked), and some games don’t even count but are still a big deal. So confusing for American sports brains.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

You know, I consider myself a car guy and based on the top gif alone, I wouldn’t have been able to have told you which grille was new and which one was current.