Hi Fredi!

Fuck the Braves. Fuck Cobb County. Fuck Atlanta.

Ok raise your hand if you read the whole article.

I’d rather watch a loop of Willie Beamen’s Met-Rx commercial/rap video (?) for 60 minutes than this. You listening, HBO?

More people were watching C-Span than the debut of Any Given Wednesday so Bill Simmons should probably just delete his account.

What mileage? 2-3?

Most of us aren’t really that interesting.

I lived on my own for a few years after college because I could afford it and wanted to masturbate in the living room. It was nice, but much nicer is the thousands and thousands of extra dollars I get every year to spend on absurd shit I don’t need.

At what point is it not OK to have a roommate? My friend is 35, has a respectable income and a fairly reasonable mortgage with no bills besides utilities and student loans, yet his brother and another friend live with him. I say it’s ridiculous (and his previous girlfriend agrees with me since she just broke up with…

is seeing something that reminds you that you were the best college football player in the country some sort of insult where you’re from?

This blog mostly built the case for Ichiro, but the case against Pete Rose is this: he used a corked bat and he cost his team chasing records. He is not the hit king.

Japanese pro baseball is probably the most competitive on the planet behind the MLB. Let’s not get too dismissive.

Draymond Green is the only person you need on this list. I mean, really, kicking a fellow man in the nads is the lowest, traitorous behavior. Does it need to be emphasized, “how would you like it if someone did that to you?”

Top tier VC firms actually turned Theranos down because they didn’t think they had the science. The second tier VC firms desperate to get into the game invested without as much research. I don’t feel sorry for them

Except she’s probably just a millionaire, missing that last comma. Sad!

So your dream is the tech version of TrumpU?

Is it your dream to produce a technology that puts people’s lives at risk? If so you are a piece of shit.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.