My three female third grade teachers and at least half my mom’s friends got the Diana haircut in 1981. And then I tried it in 1982, and I looked like one of the orphans on Little House on the Prairie. I should have predicted that.

Shhh....shhh...it’s ok...back to sleepy-sleeps for you.....shhhh....

I honestly can’t believe Jeb dropped out before he did.

Gee, it’s almost as if there isn’t a singular “Black American experience”, and that we are not a monolithic group with a hive mind. It’s funny that one of the few times we hear Ben Carson talk about “real racism” is when he’s using it to try to discredit another Black person. Not altogether surprising though.

Like if they’re white.

The 5th Amendment can only be invoked when a response would incriminate you (personally, not incriminate your husband or someone you care about) criminally not civilly. You’re thinking about spousal privilege, which she can invoke only if it’s a private oral communication between spouses. Meaning that it has to be…

Can’t she just claim the 5th? Doesn’t that also cover spouses?

I started typing a comment, but really I have no words for this anymore.

One positive about this being an election year is that we are almost done listening to people use every possible euphemism/code word for “black” when explaining why they are opposed to Obama.*

Teen Mom Jenelle has a manager? For what? What does she have to manage besides a string of ill-conceived pregnancies with an impressive lineup of losers?

Him wanting to wouldn’t translate to “they should” though. He’s a short, chubby forty-ish married man with young kids. How many supermodel-looking mid-twenties women do you know who are looking for that?

Wow, thank you for posting that. Rhymefest sounds like a good man and a good friend. I wish Kanye would listen to him.

He's being given the Kardashian Retreat Treatment (KRT, trademarked). Step 1: Find vunerable black man. Step 2: Drive him mad or towards drugs. Step 3: Watch implosion and act like concerned wife/concubine/underage sidepiece.

Diamonds are a huge scam anyway. Never understood the appeal.

Or... They’re more likely to use that money toward down-payment on a house because they aren’t young and stupid enough to throw money away.

Got one for ya! George Bush (the first) vomitted on the Japanese Prime Minister!

I kind of hate how “The Slot” is a vagina joke, too.

Bernie coughed first and it was much more authentic.

Poor Ben is the guy you always had a crush on in school and then you actually talk to him and he’s bland as a sleeve of unsalted crackers. Bless his heart, he’s very cute and very sweet, but he’s very “what you see is what you get.”

Five children left behind. Fuck, man. FUCK. All because of what? Some woman was stupid enough to drive with her dog in her lap?