I was at the grocery store a couple weeks ago with my 1yo and a man came up to me and asked “Does that boy have a piggy bank?” I was like umm.... and then he handed me a Sacajawea and said “Please put this in his piggy bank from me.”

She dated Bieber. Clearly principles and standards arent her thing.

Dear Jezebel writers, just so you know, I will click on each and every Meghan/Harry article you post. thank you.

Amelia Earhart crash landed on Themyscira aka Paradise Island. There she lived with the Amazons and taught little Diana how to fly the invisible jet(which she built). 

Ugh, so sorry to hear about your diagnosis. Thanks for sharing this info!

Emmanuel Lewis is ready for his comeback! (I checked Wikipedia and he’s alive and has children to put through college).

Of course the bump stuck ban fizzled out. This is America, where 20+ children can die and no one does a thing but GOD FORBID a woman try and get birth control or an abortion.

I mean, I can’t imagine why Trump would want anymore distractions out there.

“Cancelled by Thanksgiving” is the new title idea that’s been getting the highest focus group scores. 

Whenever I think of Harvard I’m like “There’s a school with way too many black kids.” Keep fighting the good fight, you dicks.

Me too. As one half of an interracial couple this makes me especially happy. Also, their engagement is gonna make the Daily Mail and their racist-ass readers SO MAD hahahahahahahaha

I understand that the lawyers’ job is to deny and downplay in attempts to minimize or negate a pay out, however if anyone attempted to monetize images or 6 sec clips of Beyonce without compensation there is not a planet on which they would consider that “fair use”. I’m sure they will come to a reasonable settlement.

One of my favorite memories of my childhood is when my grandmother tricked me into thinking I’d grown carrots in our garden in the span of three hours.

Yes the guy who is leading the charge for medicare for all should definitely take a step back

I’m genuinely not sexist, and I genuinely don’t like her. A lot of people feel that way.

I’m echoing the exact verbiage of rail companies: it’s on massive signs all around train tracks because people do shit like this. You will not hear the train behind you until it is too late to remove yourself from its path.

I don’t care what you’re dressed like —DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS ON RAILROAD TRACKS.

We need stamps. We neead a Harriet Tubman stamp for everyone who wants one. I like the DIY idea and stamps will make it quick and easy.

I think I may have to go the DIY route.

If she really had a case she’d have sued when everyone first talked about the link years ago.