I’m here for the Cap Garland references.

I’m just hanging in there for The Long Winter movie. I gots the hots for Cap Garland baaaaaaad. And also unsalted potatoes and bean broth and secret grain caches hidden behind false walls. The Ingalls’ give good story.

THR refers to the movie as an “adaptation of the iconic TV series,”

“I like him because he’s a businessman,” said North Carolinian Linda Wilkerson. “He does what he says he’s going to do. I’ve seen him lose a ton of money and bounce back. We’re in terrible financial debt. I hope he can bail us out.”

It’s the dictionary’s job to literally define words. If you don’t know what rabid means and you go to look it up, you will now and forever associate it with feminist. Like if your daughter asks you, “what’s a prick, mummy?” and you say, “well, your father is one”. While that may or may not be accurate, teaching…

I think the Liebman joke is one of the weakest claims. That’s a pretty obvious joke. I’m sure it’s been made a million times by a million people.

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

You actually CAN build immunity to Polio. WITH A DAMN VACCINE.

colds. kids can get colds.

My daughter was recently hospitalized for pneumonia from what was perceived as a minor cold. we were in and out of the ER three times in two days and she was admitted 4 days after her runny nose showed up.

When ALL of the docs asked if she was up to date on her immunizations, I said “yes”…

There was a whooping cough outbreak a couple years ago while I was pregnant. I wasn’t able to get the full vaccination for this as a kid because of a reaction. I was absolutely terrified to go out of the house. When I hit my 2nd trimester and was able to get inoculated I felt so much better. It was amazing how much…

THIS. I took my child to a birthday party and another mother was telling me that she had to look hard to find a doctor who shared her belief that children should not be vaccinated. She was so proud. And her child was sick. I have never left a place so fast.

Oh, good old Macaca Man! HIS career sure took off like a rocket after that, didn’t it? I’d totally forgotten him. For some reason I had it fixed in my mind that the Macaca gaffe was by Herman Cain (that other paragon of respect and decency), but that was Ubeki-beki-stan-stan.

We’ve definitely got to kick Isis ass, that was basically the only sentence I understood in her entire speech.

I don’t get his point even if he got her name right.

Ms. Obama stays home to take care of her child = bad First Lady

Aww, man. I mean, sure. He’s evil. But at this point, don’t you feel just a little bit bad for how poorly this turned out for Jeb!? It’s gone cartoonishly bad. It’s like, Jeb! sent away to the ACME Corp. for a campaign kit & some roadrunner seed and now it’s all just anvils dropping on him.

I want to be offended, but I honestly doubt that Jeb! could tell nieces Laura and Barbara apart.

with the average family bringing in $112,452 per year

And, the sense of self importance and specialness of Montgomery County residents is almost unmatchable anywhere else in the world.

He always speaks like a college student losing steam while writing his final paper and trying desperately to make the word count by just restating the same thing over and over in different ways