Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

Mark, now I'm just curious here....but what kind of penises have you seen? Because none I've ever seen look like they have a giant warty growth on the end.

I've yet to see a picture of that baby where she didn't appear to have serious qualms about the situation.

Just don't try to go antiquing in the Brandywine Valley or you will get completely ripped off. Drive the extra hour to Lancaster County for the good deals and great food!

NO. OUTKAST ALWAYS WINS.

isn't retail awesome?!? i work at the gap and i know your pain. people don't realize how long it can take to fix the stuff it takes them 5 seconds to demolish.

I swear, half of my body issues as a kid were because people kept telling me I looked 'so much like my dad' ...and my dad is not a handsome man.

Or how about the fact that they were headed to FL to become circus acrobats?? Magical.

I think some of it has to do with the current obsession with irony and humor. My generation seems to think that being funny is the most important thing ever, at any cost. It really sucks.

In my mid-30s and I know what you mean, even the douchiest people I knew wouldn't do this. I'm hoping it's just a combination of confirmation bias and more info being out there via the internet.

Well, you see, racism is over. It's totally done- it ended long before the early 90s when these kids were born. This means that when they decide on 'black' as a theme for a costume party, it's not racist, (it can't be racist- there's no such thing as racism any more) it's just funny.

I've been thinking about this a lot too. I'm white and grew up in the '80s. I lived in a rural white area and grew up hearing a lot of racist things from extended family members. That being said, at school and in public, I never heard anything bad about Martin Luther King, Jr. We were taught that he was a national…

I absolutely think that there's something to that. I grew up in a fairly white hick little town, but there was some diversity. The town had also experienced some white flight (only as much as a little town in Ohio can) and a lot of wealthier white families moved out to the country to live in subdivisions. That put…

Yeah - good points. Maybe they are so distant from the blatant racism they cannot even see it. I know smaller things never occurred to me, in my bubble of white privilege, until I looked for them. Even now, something will blindside me every once in a while and I'm like, DUH, WHY DID I NOT SEE THAT? The challenge is…

I wore Spanx to a wedding once. After dinner, I couldn't breathe! Went in the ladies room, took them off and tossed them in the garbage.

Obama being elected really lit a fire under the asses of our lazier racists. They have really upped their game in the last 5 years!

dressing up in costumes to make fun of other racial groups is a bad idea. Just a really, really bad fucking idea.

Ditto here on #1. I love Cousin Matthew. I'd marry and sex the hell out of him. Dan Stevens, on the other hand, not so much.

Don't forget this part: